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Portales conspiracy revealed

Dear Colonel
My sincerest apologies for being an evil meteorite dealer who risked 
what little money I had available on a wild goose chase when I heard 
that a possible meteorite had fallen in Portales New Mexico. I decided 
to go for broke and risk me and my young wife's money to try and acquire 
a piece of the supposed meteorite. Well, after a 10 hour drive I did 
indeed arrive in the little farming community where I did indeed 
fortunatley acquire many pieces of the meteorite. I was forced to pay a 
premium price due to Steve Arnold calling Portales newspaper and trying 
to hype the Monahans a little more to try and spur interest and get 
more money for that fiasco. He (or someone else????) quoted a price of 
Monahans as being $31000 which is certainly not true. The people who 
came to my hotel room that evening with a handfull of fresh meteorites 
had done their homework and had that paper and my article and quoted the 
price for Monahans as $31000 and ask me why I was unwilling to pay the 
same for Portales. After many hours of dealing and numerous Pizza Hut 
pizzas, I purchased many specimens for a very high price which WILL of 
course be figured into the selling price for this meteorite. I DROVE AND 
WORKED MY ASS OFF FOR THESE SPECIMENS!!!! I will do as I please with 
them and will sell to whom ever I choose. ANYONE who does not have the 
education or ability to look at one of those map things and fly or drive 
down there can call me and I will give detailed instructions on how to 
get there. 
I do not make conspiracies against other people. I buy whatever I can 
and will sell whatever I choose. It is funny that these three dealers 
(which I certainly must be one of) were the only ones there???? Mayby 
the other dealers or collectors who feel that some devious conspiracy 
has occurred can get off of there asses and go to Portales and walk 
miles in the burning desert sun, fight pissed of rattlesnakes, smell 
bloated rotting cows which litter the strewnfield, and do the work 
themselves in order to keep us conspirators at bay. I do not work for 
free guys. I WILL make a profit or I will NOT sell any of mine. I am not 
trying to harm anyone but when I am accused of setting prices or 
whatever the COLONEL has accused me of, I will get pretty pissed off and 
tell you to go to hell in public. As I said before, I will tell anyone 
where Portales is so you can go see how much fun we had. By the way, 
there are pieces still in Portales. I just spoke with the woman who  has 
the main mass and she has already been quoted over $100,000 by a 
consortium of Universities for her piece. So go ahead guys, go get it. 
Colonel Whitehead or dumbass whatever your name is, please pull your 
head out and get off the alien, conspiracy crap. Do you expect us to pay 
many thousands of dollars in order to sell for or below cost?? If so, I 
hope I can buy some of your meteorites at such terms. 
I am really tired and cranky and to read this crap which is being spread 
is getting old. I feel for the collectors and dealers who could not get 
away to go take the risk of this meteorite but I drove 4100 miles to get 
what I have and I will do as I damn well please with it, whatever it is. 
I will have some for sale people so give me a buzz or an email with 
approxamte amounts you might want in dollar figures, $100, or $1000 
worth for example and I will assure you to get first crack when I cut 
mine up next week. 
Mike Farmer AKA EVIL MEAN CONSPIRATOR

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