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From: Michael Casper <Michael_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu Apr 22 09:49:03 2004
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Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking
together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says =
the
Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will =
also
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever =
made
fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around =
Afghanistan, so
that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall =
around
Afghanistan.

"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please =
tell
me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick =
and
completely surrounds the country; nothing or nobody can get in or =
out--virtually
impenetrable."

Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

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