[meteorite-list] Re: Park Forest Classification - Venus

From: magellon <magellon_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu Apr 22 10:09:59 2004
Message-ID: <3E89A806.BD78A0C6_at_earthlink.net>

NEWS ALERT:
Forest Park ILL.
After two days of rain, strange reports of large black obsidian obelisks have been
sighted in the meteorite strewnfield.
A Dept. of the Interior Geologist named Dave warns, "Please do not touch the black
rocks or you may be turned to stone!" (As he pointed to a stiff but smiling Mike
Farmer)
The hysterical geologist also stated that washing the black stones could have
dreadful after effects. (Monster Music swells)
Meanwhile more rain is expected in the area....More awful news later.

Ken Newton
( The Monolith Monsters - 1957)





Mike Reynolds wrote:

> Hi John,
> I have independent confirmation of this from my own source, which has also
> found fossilized bacteria believed to be of Venusian origin in a Park Forest
> specimen. I'll send more information as it becomes available.
> Best Regards,
> Mike Reynolds IMCA #8127
>
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> Hello,
>
> Breaking News! Two different investigative teams have determined that the
> latest fall in Chicago is actually an achondrite...likely a Gabbroic breccia
> from the planet Venus. The two teams, one in Texas and the other somewhere
> in
> the Middle East, have also confirmed their findings with orbital studies.
> More
> information to come. Estimated price changes with this new information is
> expected to increase from the present prices of $0 to $1 a gram on the
> street
> corner, $6/g in Italy, and $30 to $200 on the internet to somewhere close to
> $50,000 a gram. This truly was the million dollar fall. You lucky stiffs
> with
> all the rock...when in Pennsylvania???
>
> Can't reveal my sources yet...maybe tomorrow...not today.
>
> John
>
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