[meteorite-list] OT.. Men are from Earth..... 25 Truths of Life

From: ROCKS ON FIRE <*meteorites_at_meteoritecentral.com*> Date: Thu Apr 22 10:25:41 2004 Message-ID: <3EC87F4F.3000006_at_optushome.com.au> · meteorites_at_meteoritecentral.com

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Best regards from DOWN-UNDER,
Norbert & Heike Kammel
    ROCKS ON FIRE
       IMCA #3420
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Rosemary Hackney wrote:
>25 Truths of Life
>
> 
>
>1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
>
>2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
>
>3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a
>garage makes you a car.
>
>4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
>
>5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
>before.
>
>6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
>
>7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
>
>8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
>
>9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
>
>10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
>
>11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
>
>12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
>
>13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
>
>14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!
>
>15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
>
>16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
>
>17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
>change places.
>
>18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
>
>19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
>before you need it.
>
>20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
>
>21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
>when you make it again.
>
>22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
>
>23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
>
>24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
>
>25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
>
>
>
>Meteorites are groovy. ......and awesome... and ..an expensive hobby ..lol  
>
>
>
>
>Hope you got a laugh.
>
>   Rosie
>
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What a delight, Rosie!<br>
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You've furthered my education and I can hardly get the grin of my face.<span
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Thank you very much for sharing your wisdom with us.<br>
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  <pre wrap="">25 Truths of Life

1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
Meteorites are groovy. ......and awesome... and ..an expensive hobby ..lol  
Hope you got a laugh.
   Rosie
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