[meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World

From: Michael Gilmer <meteoritemike_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2011 11:20:42 -0500
Message-ID: <AANLkTi=yoDJmk40uw=CyuA_c2dzRoevzygupbXvVc4DE_at_mail.gmail.com>

Greetings List Members,


A few more points to consider about the Most Interesting Meteorite Man
in the World -

The diamonds on my blades are flawless.

It's difficult to draw blood from me because I have shock veins.

My irons are silicated, my woods have Sikhotes embedded in them, and I
have no handicap.

Weathering makes me look more distinguished.

My furniture is finished with desert varnish.

My opinions are completely unequilibrated.

When I trade, everyone comes out ahead.


Now I smell a fine Mandheling with my name on it. :)

Best regards and happy huntings,

MikeG

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On 1/27/11, Matthias B?rmann <majbaermann at web.de> wrote:
>
> When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them whispering: "Hi,
> Dad!"
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Alexander Seidel" <gsac at gmx.net>
> To: "Martin Altmann" <altmann at meteorite-martin.de>;
> <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
> Sent: Thursday, January 27, 2011 4:05 PM
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the
> World
>
>
>>
>>> "My blood group is W0".
>>> "I set up a macroscope for fat sections."
>>
>>
>> I?m oriented! My flow lines are tsunami waves, my lipping resembles Mick
>> Jagger!"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>> -----Urspr?ngliche Nachricht-----
>>> Von: meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com
>>> [mailto:meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von
>>> Alexander Seidel
>>> Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 13:39
>>> An: Michael Gilmer; meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
>>> Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the
>>> World
>>>
>>> "They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and
>>> Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some
>>> time,
>>> if my spare time allows!"
>>>
>>> :-) Alex
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> -------- Original-Nachricht --------
>>> > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500
>>> > Von: Michael Gilmer <meteoritemike at gmail.com>
>>> > An: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
>>> > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the
>>> World
>>>
>>> > Greetings List Members,
>>> >
>>> > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my
>>> > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The
>>> > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what
>>> > it felt like.
>>> >
>>> > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me.
>>> >
>>> > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors.
>>> >
>>> > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented.
>>> >
>>> > Museum curators give me their keys.
>>> >
>>> > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe.
>>> >
>>> > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass.
>>> >
>>> > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me.
>>> >
>>> > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall.
>>> >
>>> > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma.
>>> >
>>> > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion.
>>> >
>>> > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an
>>> > achondrite.
>>> >
>>> > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial.
>>> >
>>> > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance.
>>> >
>>> > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite.
>>> >
>>> > NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their
>>> > meteorites with bare hands.
>>> >
>>> > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much.
>>> >
>>> > My touch removes caliche.
>>> >
>>> > The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss
>>> > me.
>>> >
>>> > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday.
>>> >
>>> > All of my export permits are approved instantly.
>>> >
>>> > I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin.
>>> >
>>> > If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite
>>> will
>>> > fall.
>>> >
>>> > My glasses are cross-polarized.
>>> >
>>> > My touch will etch a polished iron.
>>> >
>>> > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one.
>>> >
>>> > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me.
>>> >
>>> > My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are
>>> > polished lunaites.
>>> >
>>> > All of my pets can find meteorites.
>>> >
>>> > "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me.
>>> >
>>> > More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty....
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>>> > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites
>>> >
>>> > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com
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