[meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World

From: Richard Montgomery <rickmont_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2011 17:17:32 -0800
Message-ID: <6DF8EAC95AEF406D9DF84A3EB7938F96_at_bosoheadPC>

Hmmm....

The Old Woman came to me rather than me planning the expedition to retrieve
her.

Barringer Crater buried the centered meteorite in my honor, and then
exploded it before the drills arrived.

The reknowned Camels in the Outback procreated with me in mind.

Lunar feldspathic breccias fractured at my very presence.

Asteroids change lanes for me.

My workout regiment is to taylored that even TP thin sections are jealous.

The condrules now absent in our achondrites melted at the very mention of my
name.

I love beer.









----- Original Message -----
From: "Michael Gilmer" <meteoritemike at gmail.com>
To: <Impactika at aol.com>
Cc: <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
Sent: Friday, January 28, 2011 11:05 AM
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the
World


Greetings List Members,

Having just returned from another of my global expeditions, I thought
I would share a few more of the reasons why I am the Most Interesting
Meteorite Man in the World.


My list of meteorites won a Pulitzer prize.

Mike Farmer has nothing but good things to say about me.

The Catalogue of Meteorites is my biography.

I am the central uplift of every crater.

I once traded a slice of Old Woman for something younger and better-looking.

During the Tucson show, hotels scramble to reserve me.

The Labennes tried to conceal the coordinates of my summer home.


Best regards and happy huntings,

MikeG


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On 1/28/11, Impactika at aol.com <Impactika at aol.com> wrote:
> They are back and asking about you.
>
> Anne M. Black
> _WWW.IMPACTIKA.com_ (http://www.IMPACTIKA.com)
> email: _Impactika at aol.com_ (mailto:Impactika at aol.com)
> President _www.IMCA.cc_ (http://www.IMCA.cc)
>
>
> In a message dated 1/27/2011 1:55:40 PM Mountain Standard Time,
> damoclid at yahoo.com writes:
> That's what was happening to me every time I entered Anne Black's room
> here in Tucson last year!
>
> :)
>
> --
> Richard Kowalski
> Full Moon Photography
> IMCA #1081
>
>
> --- On Thu, 1/27/11, Matthias B?rmann <majbaermann at web.de> wrote:
>
>
>> When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them
>> whispering: "Hi,
>> Dad!"
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