[meteorite-list] Fwd: OT: Flu shot before Tucson?

From: John Cabassi <john_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Sun, 27 Jan 2013 18:23:10 -0800
Message-ID: <CAFBTX4xReJnzTdLJ0hT6uvgk7prkePhgAvJamTB4LK6DL5Z4+w_at_mail.gmail.com>

Considering the severity of farts, all sales of beans at the Tucson
show are hereby suspended



On Sun, Jan 27, 2013 at 4:45 PM, Adam Hupe <raremeteorites at yahoo.com> wrote:
> Sounds like good advice to me. Nothing a six pack of bourbon couldn't handle. My neighbor, who still feels violated and is angered by the methane Queen attack on the elevator swears that a few good whiskey shots mixed with natural honey finally allowed him to semi-recover after two weeks of lost income. This normally tough guy was reduced to a blithering germ-a-phobe after contracting the flu from the unsavory encounter which he had to explain to his now sick and angry wife. He refuses to talk much about it and would rather put the noxious incident behind him.
>
>
> Nasty stuff,
>
> Take care,
>
> Adam
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Galactic Stone & Ironworks <meteoritemike at gmail.com>
> To: Adam Hupe <raremeteorites at yahoo.com>
> Cc: Adam <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
> Sent: Sunday, January 27, 2013 4:12 PM
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Fwd: OT: Flu shot before Tucson?
>
> The key here is to have an active and proactive immune response. Make
> your body as toxic as possible to all viral and microbial invaders.
> Smoke cigars, drink straight bourbon, pop vitamins. I cannot
> emphasize this enough - smoke like a dragon and drink like a madman.
> The smoke and alcohol will kill any bug foolish enough to stick
> around. ;)
>
> Works for me.
>
> Best regards,
>
> MikeG
>
> PS - Cohibas are good for flu. I recommend Knob Creek for stomach
> ailments and Maker's Mark for head colds.
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> On 1/27/13, Adam Hupe <raremeteorites at yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Great, now there is a stomach virus spreading like wild-fire throughout the
>> U.S. and a flu shot will not help. They are calling it a "super bug" since
>> it can live on surfaces for weeks and as little as 18 microbes instead of
>> 1,000 can spread it . It effects the gastrointestinal system so somebody
>> spreading it through a foul fart now seems plausible. I guess laughing at
>> my neighbor trapped in an elevator in which some woman damaged the air isn't
>> so funny after all.
>>
>> I am almost afraid to leave my house after hearing this glowing report:
>>
>> http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/01/26/doctors-warn-of-new-stomach-superbug-hitting-u-s/
>>
>> Adam
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