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new york times op-ed




in the op-ed section of this past wednesday's new york times, jesse gordon
enumerated--with illustrations of a comet zig-zagging every different
way--the "9 reasons that asteroid 1997 xf11 changed its mind."  as follows:

--human race will destroy the planet anyway
--dinosaurs were more fun to make extinct
--healthier to collide with a nonsmoking planet
--six points on asteroid driver's license
--worried about being subpoenaed by the independent counsel
--doesn't know...can't commit to anything lately...is considering therapy
--felt humans had a negative attitude toward visit
--jury duty
--no desire to spend the rest of its days in the lobby of the museum of
natural history


:)