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Re: new york times op-ed



>
>in the op-ed section of this past wednesday's new york times, jesse gordon
>enumerated--with illustrations of a comet zig-zagging every different
>way--the "9 reasons that asteroid 1997 xf11 changed its mind."  as follows:
>
>--human race will destroy the planet anyway
>--dinosaurs were more fun to make extinct
>--healthier to collide with a nonsmoking planet
>--six points on asteroid driver's license
>--worried about being subpoenaed by the independent counsel
>--doesn't know...can't commit to anything lately...is considering therapy
>--felt humans had a negative attitude toward visit
>--jury duty
>--no desire to spend the rest of its days in the lobby of the museum of
>natural history
>
Hi Darryl, Thanks for the chuckle this morning.

 The Asteroid didn't want to wait for everyone to debate on what it might 
be.  It's hard being told your not who you appear to be after you burn 
up.  :)