[meteorite-list] apology

From: MexicoDoug <MexicoDoug_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:51:55 -0600
Message-ID: <005201c72457$2a40e840$9bcc5ec8_at_0019110394>

Michael wrote:
"It should be added that many list members do NOT resent Xxxxxxx Xxxxx, and
do, in fact, gleefully read his posts but mostly - in anticipation of the
posts of those who hate him to be hysterically humorous - like watching pin
ball machines run amok in a giant Greyhound bus station."

Dear Michael, Superb prose so parsimoniously pining, and pegging the posse:

"Feefee! phopho!! foorchtha!!! aggala!!!! jeeshee!!!!! paloola!!!!!!
ooridiminy!!!!!!! ... Phopho !! The meteor pulp of him, the seamless
rainbowpeel. Aggala !!!! His bellyvoid of nebulose with his neverstop navel.
Paloola !!!!!! And his veins shooting melanite phosphor, his creamtocustard
cometshair and his asteroid knuckles, ribs and members. Ooridiminy !!!!!!!!
His electrolatiginous twisted entrails belt."

Such suffering sorts of souls are these, soothingly seething from
stickyspacebars or capricious losses of capitalization.one must remember a
mighty dragon lives forever, besiegedly bent in sorrow, e-mails fall like
rain... being banished to a wintery windy liar, where any fool freely may
inspire - the frolicking on the autumn list again...

Best wishes, Doug


----- Original Message -----
From: "Michael L Blood" <mlblood at cox.net>
To: "Bruce Yankewitz" <yankb04 at hotmail.com>; <endophasy at yahoo.com>;
"Meteorite List" <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
Sent: Wednesday, December 20, 2006 6:44 AM
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] apology


> Dear Thaddeus,
> Though you may be a master of sorts regarding the use
> of "big words" (I had to look up two in your post below - and
> I have a rather large comprehensive, if not usage vocabulary)
> you seem not to be able to distinguish between the rather
> savvy and certainly socially competent - and in my estimation,
> exceptionally diplomatic, Steve Arnold the meteorite dealer,
> finder, and recent "King of the Brenham Strewn Field"
> from the remarkably dissimilar "Chicago Steve" Arnold.
> This, in my estimation, establishes clearly your limited
> exposure to this list. Allow me to suggest you go to my
> "Meteorite Friends" page at:
>
> http://www.michaelbloodmeteorites.com/MeteoriteFriends.html
>
> and scroll down to "Steve Arnold" (the entire page is arranged
> alphabetically by first name). There you will see a visual difference
> of significant magnitude between the two:
> Chicago Steve is the one who is standing on his front porch,
> all 6 foot, 7 inches of him, in his classic slippers, shorts and sun
> glasses.
> Steve Arnold on the other hand is a far less dapper individual,
> seen in his photo in his usual T shirt and jeans looking like a
> mellow biker who is having a spiritual vision. There is also
> a "Chicago Steve" after the name of same individual, just for the
> uninitiated.
> I tell you this, not so much as to help you recognize each of
> them, for you likely will never encounter either unless you attend
> the Tucson Show, rather because their differences in appearance is
> not nearly as great as the differences in their personalities. However,
> I suggest you burn their images into your mind (it will be easy if
> you click on each image and see the large version) and reflect on
> same when reading a post from either of them.
> I always refer to "Chicago Steve" when referring to Chicago
> Steve and use "Steve Arnold" when I speak of Steve Arnold.
> Unfortunately, these distinguishing references have not fully caught
> on, yet, though I keep hoping.
> As a list "newbie" you can always distinguish the two when
> they post by the repetitions of exclamation points used by Chicago
> Steve!!! If that fails, said posts frequently include simple questions
> that even casual research would answer. This is a dead give away,
> as is offering meteorite gifts - especially exceptionally small ones of
> common types of meteorites, with the offer repeated several times.
> Other communications are, shall we say, less than diplomatic are not
> exemplary of keen social skills. Chicago Steve has been collecting
> meteorites for about 3 years.
> In contrast, Steve Arnold rarely posts to the list, and almost
> always to provide, rather than ask for, information. Occasionally
> he will offer meteoritic specimens, usually from Brenham, for sale,
> but never, ever repeats said offerings. Steve Arnold has been a
> meteorite dealer for over 20 years. Steve is also "partners" of sorts
> with another of the meteoritic communities "classy" fellows, Geoff
> Notkin and they co-founded the prestigious "Harvey Awards" which
> are presented in Tucson every year at their wide open, rollickin'
> "Birthday Bash" to which nearly everyone comes, as their birthdays
> both fall within a week of the primary weekend of the Tucson Show.
> So, with just a little focus on the above facts, one can easily
> avoid ever mistaking Chicago Steve for the original Steve Arnold.
> It should be added that many list members do NOT resent
> Chicago Steve, and do, in fact, gleefully read his posts but mostly
> in anticipation of the posts of those who hate him to be hysterically
> humorous - like watching pin ball machines run amok in a giant
> Greyhound bus station. Chicago Steve makes a couple of posts and
> 30 or 40 list members go entirely berserk. It never fails. Nothing on
> the list has made many of us laugh so hard since old Proud Tom
> disappeared.
> So, tall or short, master of fashion or just a good ol' boy jeans
&
> a T shirt, they both hold special places in the meteorite community.
> However, it is a pity to mistake one for the other.
> Best wishes, Michael
>
>
>
>
>
> on 12/20/06 12:48 AM, Bruce Yankewitz at yankb04 at hotmail.com wrote:
>
> >
> > Well. That's easy for YOU to say. :)
> >
> > By the way, before (or maybe after) you delve too deeply into your
> > Steve-analysis - and this point has been driven home frequently on the
> > list, although apparently not frequently enough - the Steve Arnold of
> > Brenham-fame (whom you mention below) and the Steve Arnold currently
> > referenced are two entirely different people....possibly altering
someone's
> > proximity to the Ka'bah a smidge. :)
> >
> > B
> >
> > __________________________________________________
> >
> >
> >> From: Thaddeus Besedin <endophasy at yahoo.com>
> >> To: Bruce Yankewitz <yankb04 at hotmail.com>
> >> CC: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
> >> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] apology
> >> Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2006 22:00:54 -0800 (PST)
> >>
> >> Steve is capable of distinguishing the objective case of the
pronoun"who"
> >> from its subjective function - this alone constitutes evidence that
Steve
> >> isn't incapable of commanding acrolectic communication. Orthography is
the
> >> possession of normative entities. Not all of us have the need to
> >> communicate in a fashion exempting us from reproach by merit of
formality
> >> alone.
> >> Steve is a meteorite dealer, and although I have reservations about
the
> >> possible loss of paleoenvironmental and archaeological information
during
> >> the course of deep excavation of Brenham specimens, he is obviously
> >> successful at his hobby and livelihood - and I'm sure he thinks the
same.
> >> This permits us to hold him to high ethical standards, but not to
publicly
> >> ridicule quirks of his personality irrelevant to business. Offenses
> >> committed as a result of exchanges are not unassailable, though.
> >>
> >> The commodification of meteoritic material is a catalyst for any
deceit
> >> or misdemeanor.
> >>
> >> Steve's grammar is fine if we understand what he is saying (I
imagine).
> >>
> >> If I, as a qualified representative of a human in subjective
grammatical
> >> usage, were dyslexic, my indignation of your belittling patronization,
if
> >> expressed in language more asyntactic than you permit yourself to leak
from
> >> your head, would still warrant censorship in most contexts by most
censors.
> >>
> >> We all have our motives for possessing extraterrestrial materials. In
> >> the end, the reasons are perhaps tied to metaphysical concerns, even if
our
> >> positivism denies what is common to our humanity: empirical certainty
and
> >> faith are equivalent. Both approaches to the limits our experience
arrive
> >> at security. To be close to the Ka'bah, after all, is to be in the
company
> >> of the heavens - of the cosmos.
> >>
> >> -Thaddeus
> >>
> >> Bruce Yankewitz <yankb04 at hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> steve arnold writes:
> >>
> >> << I really want to start gaining the respect of people of whom I know
and
> >> would like to
> >> know on this list >>
> >>
> >> __________________________________________________________________
> >>
> >> Steve: Assuming you are getting tired of making endless apologies to
the
> >> list (and most listees are getting tired of reading them), how about
giving
> >> this a try: Stop doing things you will have to apologize FOR.
> >>
> >> Plus (aside from the seemingly self-evident solutions of obeying
list-rules
> >> and displaying higher ethical standards in buying, selling, and
posting),
> >> there are a couple of very simple changes you could make in your posts.
> >> They couldn't hurt:
> >>
> >>
> >> There is no such word (in English anyway) as "forsale". Same for
"alot".
> >>
> >> You might introduce yourself to the space bar on your keyboard (it's
the
> >> long skinny one in the bottom row). Use between sentences and after
> >> commas.
> >>
> >> While you're figuring out how to correct "forsale", give "stoney" a
shot,
> >> too.
> >>
> >> Ditto: Millibbilliee, Glorietta, viens, liesure, givaway, shrapnal,
> >> mororroco, rediculous, siderlit, nininnger, allie, mes, "to" vs. "too"
vs.
> >> "two", et. al.
> >>
> >> A "fusion-crustless fragment"? Marks for originality.
> >>
> >> While familiarizing yourself with the space bar, spend a little
> >> quality-time
> >> with the key which says "Shift" on it. It Capitalizes things. Consider
its
> >> use with "texas", "monnig", "chicago", "usa", most everyone's
> >> names....maybe
> >> even "steve" and "arnold", too.
> >>
> >> Not everything you mention is particularly
> >> exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >>
> >> A discernible attempt at eliminating the linguistic laziness in your
posts
> >> would demonstrate that you have some respect for the listees who read
them,
> >> a prerequisite for your receiving their respect in return.
> >>
> >> At the very least, try to set your grammatical goal as high as listees
for
> >> whom English is a second, third, or fourth language. From a
well-meaning
> >> friend,
> >>
> >>
> >> Bruce
> >>
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