[meteorite-list] Aliens

From: Becky and Kirk <bandk_at_meteoritecentral.com>
Date: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:06:54 -0500
Message-ID: <FFC254A1D17A44CEBD50A3299912DBEC_at_owner55652f88b>

ho ho ho....he he he.... ha ha ha
----- Original Message -----
From: "Pete Shugar" <pshugar at clearwire.net>
To: <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 4:03 PM
Subject: [meteorite-list] Aliens


> To any and all aliens who may happen to read this list---if you are smart
> enough to even read. You got your drivers license for that clunker you
> dare to call a spaceship from the little green man from Mars.
> You couldn't hit the broadside of my apartment with your ray gun even if I
> stuck the doorknob in your barrel.
> You smell mangy fron the long trip to our wonderful corner of the
> universe. Take a bath!!!!
> You look like the dickins, with what little hair you have all coming out
> of your nose and ears.
> I can't understand what you are mumbling, since you insist on trying to
> talk with your mouth full of your version of C Rations.
> What I do hear sounds like a screaching bird of some sort.
> I'm cripple and deaf in one ear, but I think I could take you with one
> hand tied behind my back, you beady eyed maggott.
> I'll even give you my address, but you probably can't follow a map even
> if your wife did give you directions.
> Pete
> PS bring plenty of rocks to throw at me since you can't shoot worth a
> dingdong.
>
>
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Received on Fri 17 Jul 2009 05:06:54 PM PDT